- Monte: Matt? That guys a big loser, I hate him... j/k nah we've been friends forever. Always been there during the
tough times and the good times. Got me into paintball and convinced me to buy an Xbox.... Monte is the man.
- Chris
M: You've come a long way from being that little crybaby me and Matt always tried to ditch. The little guy with an unhealthy
obsession with skateboards. Keep it real, my cracker.
- Joe Joe: Don't know you all that well, but you're one of Matt's
"doggs" so that makes you cool. Gave me my first paintball shot, right to the back of the neck.
- Amanda (AKA Snetan): The Most Kick Ass Girlfriend Ever. You're many many many things Snetan, but the best
two are that your a great person and a great friend. Never a dull moment with you, your fun, pretty, and smart. You restored
my faith in Valentine's Day. You slayed my virginity. You were with me on top of the world on Nitro twice. You've helped me
become a better, stronger, and more focused person. And I'll never forget that Saturday night at your house..... The
Poke That Started It All :-) I love you, boo boo kitty fuck.
- Nikki: First met you at the first FHS rock show. Hope you and Stewart will continue to anniverse, because you two are
good together. You are the Undisputed Empress of Ducks!
- Ryan C: Another long-time friend. A kick ass drawer
and fellow anti-complex music fan back in high school (I'm not so anti-complex music anymore LOL). Quit smoking, man,
or I'll burn another hole in your back seat.
- Victor (AKA Koi): Stop using Mileena and use Baraka or someone awesome. NO MILEENA! LOL You're a relative newcomer
to the group, but the way I see it, you'll be a mainstay. And you WILL get better at Halo 2, soldier.
- Drew C: Drew,
quit living as the quiet brother and come out of your shell man. Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
- Pelzwick: Another one I can't say a single bad thing about... oh wait, yeah I can. You fucking hate LOTR and Episode
III! What's wrong with you?? LOL Actually, you own in your Pelzwickedness.
- Neha: A great artist and funny as hell, and you don't even try. Remember you were the only person left watching that
shitty porn movie at Snetan's? Classic Neha material. We all really miss you. Oh man!
- Gibbi: One of the new age of Bill Dawg friends. You're my fellow video game debater and are fucking awesome.
Never had a bad thing to say about you. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who loves Halo 2 like I do. SWORD/ROCKET
WHORE!
- Kim: Kim, you fucking fell out of my car window. Nuff said. LOL You rock!
- Reka: My hero. Thanks for being
my date to the prom and putting up with my suck ass dancing LOL. You invited me to the shore and liberated me for a day
and a half, shaking loose my new outlook on things. Reka you're one of the coolest chicks I've ever known, bar-none.
- Sam: Ah yes, our resident white girl along with Courtney. You're also quite funny and a blast to hang with, so don't
change on me. Who can forget about SAMBACCA??
- James R: Hey James, remember when that bitch Mrs. Taylor got us suspended? Man those were some good times tho...
and they're all just memories now.
- Rae: Well, what can I say? You're definitely one of the most unique chicks I've
ever known. A little bit of the weirdness in you, and a little bit of the darkness in you. What comes out? Rae, the girl who
drew a damn dancing dick in my yearbook. Rae, the girl who kidnapped my school ring. How interesting.
- Nick (AKA Chewbacca
AKA Silent Bob): Well Chewie, we go way back. You're one of the people who made high school fun. I'll never forget
the Band Name Game at the lunch table... if you lost, you had to throw out everyone's trash. BADA BING, MUTHA FUCKA!
- Max: You're an interesting fellow. Remember to let me know when "Intergalactic Love" is coming out in theaters, will
ya? Goosey owns.
- Courtney: Come on Courtney, play the riffs of "Slither." You know you can. I think you rock ass, because your mannerisms remind
me of myself a few years back.
- Lara: A long time friend, and one of the first chicks to be able to see me for who
I am: a great pillow LOL. I remember the times that me and you would pretend to be brother and sister and people would be
stupid enough to believe us. Lara, you have been immortalized in my memory as the girl who always "borrowed" my CD player,
and came to visit me in a bunch of my classes.
- Mitchy: The figurehead female of the New Breed of Cronies, you are awesome. Always have a blast when you're around,
because you're just Mitchy.
- Dani Filth: We've never met, and you don't know who the fuck I am, but you just rule. \m/
- Ani: I remember
when you were a quiet exchange student from Nigeria back in 6th grade.... now you're a basketball playin' badass. Ok, I'm
kidding about the basketball part.
- Roy M: ROY! One of the coolest black people ever. One third of the "triad"
back in Sampson. We toilet papered the bathroom and threw trash cans around. Good tiiiiiiiiimes.
- Russ and Adam: The Simpson Brothers. You're both totally cool fuckers with different personalities. I'm glad I got
to know you guys, since the Friday outings would suck without either one of you.
- Stacy V: You've been a pain in my ass for a couple years now, just stop being cold and buy a real fuckin' sweater!
YOU KILLED TIGER!
- Daisy: Don't really know you all that well, but you've always been cool. High five for that. Your birthday party was
pretty awesome, too.
- Chris Reynolds: Hey man, is it a good night or a bad night? LOL I still can't believe you took
a whole fuckin day off to buy that Marilyn Manson CD.
- Al Serino: A long time ally. Don't let "Hunk Hogan" punch
your hand with his chin.... or whatever Hedstrom said. Lots of cool shit over the years for us.
- Lauren: Hung out with you a few times, and realized you've got some good taste in music. Plus you laugh at my jokes...
or are you just being polite? LOL
- Dennis: A hardcore loving, skateboard riding wildman with a crushing love for No Hollywood Ending and tight pants.
Whenever I think of hardcore, you come to mind, my friend.
- Stewart: You're awesome, Stew. I first met you at my nasty ex's house and I immediately thought you were cool. It's
funny how you knew my future girlfriend at the time, and I had no fucking idea. Strange how things work out. But anyway, we've
had some good times and plenty more I'm sure. Stay with the wave.
-Emily: The Girl With A Thousand Screenames. Also,
can you force me to pay the money back that I borrowed from you?
- Laurelle: Laurelle, Laurelle, Laurelle. You take the cake in the "Damn She's Strange" department. But that's ok, because
strange is ok by me. And please, throw out that Sexual Harassment DVD, PLEASE.
- Mary: Miyamoto is an idiot, so when
you take over Nintendo, please toss him away along with the piece of shit Virtual Boy.
- Marc: You need to lay off
the damn anime and listen to punk rock. By the way, when do you think Mr. Ciardi is gonna unleash his plan of world domination?
- Dean from Art class: The only guy who stood up to Mrs. Taliban face to face on a daily basis. Hey man, don't stop
being Dean, The Sleepy Guy Who Draws Better Than Me.
- Ashley Lugo: What would the world come to if you stopped insulting
me day by day? A day without Crashley insults is like cereal without milk. My advice to you is give in to Dean's advances...
we all know you want him j/k
- Rob from the Lunch Table: Let go of the fact that GameBoy Advance sucks. We all knew
that a long time ago.
- Alex the Silent: Speak man, speak.
- Erin: Sorry I wasn't at Project Graduation! Only
got to know you around the last half of our senior year, but I know you enough to know that your a great person. You know
how to keep conversations interesting, whether you know it or not. Good luck with college Erin!
- Ashley Holt: One
of these days girl, we are going to play that damn basketball game. And I'm gonna kick your ass, too, because we all know
I rock at basketball.... riiiight >:-D
