The Band You've Never Heard Of

Band Members: Billy "Red Schnoz" Goodheart (Vocals); Jessie "Nocturna" Bruno (Bass); John "Vampy" Pierce (Guitar); Richie "Clownhack" Goodheart (Drums)

Discography: HallowEvil (2001); Grave Meal (2002); Crypt Creatures (2003)

Musical Style: Hardcore Punk

Bio: Formed in late 2001, the New Jersey natives known as HallowEvil have gone to various extremes to help propel the band into the public eye. Aside from a few garage performances and appearances on several local stages, HallowEvil and it's in-your-face "we'll rip your neck off and sh*t down your neck" brand of punk has never been exposed to a widespread audience. With the help of an indepenent record label, they have managed to release three albums that appeal to hardcore underground fans across the country. The band feels that the mainstream scene is lacking breakthrough talent, and thus they ever strive to blast their way into pop music's inner most sanctum. More to come....

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