The Things in this World That I Hate

So I decided to make a list of things I hate in this world. So what? Everybody hates something about something....or somebody. Don't deny it, you damn hypocrite. Embrace it, because let's face it: Life would be boring as hell if we didn't have things to hate. Hell, hating the annoying things in life is a part of the American way of life! And with that, I give you The Things That I Hate in this World.

I don't think the ladies have ever had to deal with this (well if you do, there's a problem), but ever walk into a public restroom and step up to a urinal, only to have some fruity looking jackoff come up and choose the urinal right next to you? I look around, and I see about 4 empty urinals. Can't the bastard pick one that doesn't violate my personal space? I hate that.

I hate it when I see hot chicks hanging all over ugly dudes. How can that loser get a smokin' babe like that? I hate that. But then again, maybe the prick is just a sorry rich guy who's using his bottomless resources to buy-a-friend?

Why the hell does it take so damn long for the DMV to call you up to the window? Thank God they have candy and soda machines in there, otherwise I'd be bringing a tent, a cooler, and a fuckin' TV. I hate the DMV.

It seems to me, through all the years that I've walked through the halls in schools and public places, some dumbass or two in front of you will slow down to the point that you step on the back of their feet. Then they turn around a give you a look like "Who are you to step on the back of my slow-ass feet?" Man, I hate those people.

Everybody hates this one. These old geezers in shitty looking Buicks or flashy BMWs who always seem to get in front of you on the road, and move slower than cow shit moving up-hill in the winter. Don't you just HATE that?

Let's say I'm at the local McDonald's, hungry and wanting a nice cheeseburger in my belly. I wait in line, order my food, pay for it, when no more than 5 seconds later, some goofy looking asshole comes up to me and asks me some intelligent question like, "I can get 75 cents?" Listen, you shitstain on the underwear of society, get yourself a goddamn job, and secondly, LEARN TO FUCKIN SPEAK RIGHT! That ever happen to you? Sure it has... and you've always wanted to tell them off like that, right? You know it.